I want to hit 365 people on myspace and I think you should help. So will you tell me a joke and add

I will give a best answer to this based off of the funniest joke I suppose.

My name is Eric, I am 27 from Minneapolis Minnesota. I barely survived that 35W bridge collapse, lol. I was there about 30 minutes before. I wish I was there though because I am strong and fast, I like to help people, and fear makes me stronger and faster and want to help more. Maybe I could have saved someone, we'll never know. I am 6 feet tall, 165-180lbs (though I tend to stick usually at 170lbs.). I love art of all kinds (especially cheesy B movies), I love boxing (check most of my Q+A's here, I think I am #4 on the boxing end of this), I love to create my own art, and I suppose, like anyone else, I love my friends. There, now you know me :P Anyways, I want to hit 365 just for fun, and I thought answers' would be a good step up in that direction. Plus, I have super cool pictures and blogs. To find me there, search;

mx_simos@yahoo.com

I am the silly guy with the monkey hanging out of his pants...

I want to hit 365 people on myspace and I think you should help. So will you tell me a joke and add me please?

Hey there Eric from Minneapolis Minnesota hehehehehehehehe... I, bluecat, have a joke for you which i hope will make you smile...

What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

-About 30 kilograms...!

hehehehehehehehehe... okey, was i the only one who found that funny...? :-l hahahahahahahahahahaha...

I want to hit 365 people on myspace and I think you should help. So will you tell me a joke and add me please?

my myspace URL is http://www.myspace.com/readrivera95